Dee Lux DX7's World of Hockey

Puuljujarvi for Tanev?  I've heard the deal suggested, how should the Canucks respond? HELLLL NOOOOOOO! That would be a BAD trade for the Canucks Wingers are NOT what ANY team, still in the highly fetishized "REBUILD....M***R F***KER!" phase, should be concerned with acquiring, Here's a trade secret, known only by GM's, who constantly try and get people looking in the other direction as they attempt to stuff them in their coats and run out the door: You build a team around centers. Yes, we've all heard that "From the net out" B.S and maybe for a while in the 90's it was legit, but to quote Alexander Mogilny in that same decade: "If you can't get us a center then trade me for one, everyone knows it all starts at center ice"  Look at what happened to the Canucks this year, Horvat is overshadowed by Bosser's amazing debut, but Horvat goes down and what happens? THEY  LOSE That's becaus...

               CANUCKS FACE BLUES IN CRUCIAL CONFIDENCE-SHOWDOWN TONIGHT AT RODGER'S ARENA vs. ST. LOUIS BLUES   Oct 18th, 2016      0-82!!!!              00% on the PP!!! GM admitted to group living center for "Slow" adults! I'm barely exaggerating in bringing up the level of caustic prophecy the NHL'as media pundits unanimously claimed for the 2016-17 version of the Vancouver Canucks. One would think that instead of actually hockey players, management had decided to ice a  collection of sex dummies, three legged dogs and Vancouver's perpetual good luck charm, a 50-something Mark Messier, from the apocalyptic predictions carried by nearly all credible media outlets worth mentioning.... ....and oh! How they mentioned! Any jack-off with an Ipad and no girlfriend was taking time out of his day to tell the Canucks highly disloyal fanbase (The truth hurts?)...