I've got two words for Erik Karlsson.....
Hope everyone is having a wonderful holiday season! Well....maybe not actually, let me re-phrase that: "I hope everyone is having the type of Holliday that they are WORTH no more, no less".....Whoa! on second thought: "I love the holidays, the holidays are home, I love them, I always want it to be the holidays, I want everyone to know that I'm 100% committed to HAVING A HAPPY HOLIDAY" Can someone get me a hemorrhoid cushion for Christmas? The old' cheeks are a little sore from talking out both sides of my a$$? So, where were we.....Ah! Yes!..... It's that time o' year again! for sloppy, drunken, eggnog fumed "too much tongue" misseltoe mishaps, for piles of dollar-store, discount bin, "Oh crap! it's 4pm on Christmas Eve, I better get gifts in case some a$$hole gets me one" presents, legions of sugar-buzzed children weeping over not getting the crap they wanted, drunken parents deciding that the big family din